Boyfriend got me a portal gun for my bday. Some might think, LAME. I think, SHUT YOUR FACE THIS IS AWESOME! Then I thought, now I want a skyhook. How awesome would it be to be on a skyline with a portal gun? Fling a patriot into a handyman? Then I thought, calm the fuck down Jess, your inner nerd is showing. Anyways… PORTAL GUN AHHHH!!!
On back scratching
Love you Kirby! We’ll miss you!