I like food, video games, reading, and sex. Emphasis on the sex.
I like to push the envelope in the nicest way possible. For the most part, at least.
*This is a work of nonfiction. All of the characters and events portrayed in this blog are real... with a few modifications for dramatic effect and my own amusement.
theme by Robin Wragg
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WOOT!
Boyfriend got me a portal gun for my bday. Some might think, LAME. I think, SHUT YOUR FACE THIS IS AWESOME! Then I thought, now I want a skyhook. How awesome would it be to be on a skyline with a portal gun? Fling a patriot into a handyman? Then I thought, calm the fuck down Jess, your inner nerd is showing. Anyways… PORTAL GUN AHHHH!!!
On back scratching
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(Cuddling in a hugging position, facing one another)
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BF:
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This is a good position for you to scratch my back.
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Me:
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You know another good position for that? Missionary.
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Love you Kirby! We’ll miss you!
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