But perhaps it is a good idea to remind ourselves of our lack of omniscience, of...– The Dynamics of Planning in Health Education
True Life: I'm Dating a CODMW2 addict
Adrian: Call me when you’re done. Me: Okay. (An hour later) Me: Hey, finished writing my education plan. Adrian: You’re done? Me: …yah? Adrian: Okay, well I just turned on my xbox. Me: *sigh* I’ll call you later. I miss real conversations.
Mother Nature needs to stop PMS-ing.
Wonderland and other things.
I had this dream long ago that boggled my mind and usually makes people think I’m some weird pervert. Some boy is masturbating near a lake of toxic waste and when he comes, it all lands in said ominous looking lake. As he’s walking away, my mind pans into the lake like in a movie and I can see the sperm mixing with whatever toxic shit is in the lake, and it mutates into sex monsters...
That was the first time I said fuck in front of her. It just slipped out, but I...– The Lie