- BF: This is gonna be so cool!
- Me: (I'll just take that as a compliment and not let it ruin the moment...)
- Coworker: do you have a magician's wand?
- Me: in my boyfriends pants
Jess: I’m hungry!
Adrian: eat an oreo. Its double stuffed, just like your boyfriend.
It grosses me out when other people talk about their lovey-dovey shit. Here’s hipocracy at it’s best.
I loved the mind blowing sex and imperfect serenading after. It’s like a movie with more sweat and instead of a guitar he’s singing along with an ipod. Thank you, Steve Jobs.